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Better With Drunk?

I'm sorry... so sorry.

If this blog were Unsolved Mysteries, you’d be hearing Robert Stack’s smokey, smooth voice saying… “Update!” (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go ahead and die.)

Anywho, I don’t mean to turn this into a Miguel Cabrera blog, but I had to update you fans on the status of the Tigers’ premier slugger of both home runs and miller lite.

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Miguel Cabrera: Third Round Pick??

Has he ever looked happier?

The lovely, young gentleman to the left is none other than Detroit Tigers first baseman, Miguel Cabrera. No, he’s not wearing his on-field uniform in this picture. He’s wearing the uniform worn by residents of the St. Lucie County jail. As many of you know, young Miguel was arrested last week for driving while intoxicated. Basically, Miguelito decided to get drunk, drive his car, get pulled over, take a swig of whiskey (which he had in his car) in front of a deputy, resist arrest, get beaten 3 times with a night stick and, finally, go to jail. Sounds like a fun Saturday night!

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